Inspiring.php
TLDR
This file contains the Inspiring class, which provides methods for retrieving inspiring quotes. The class has a quote method that returns a random quote from a collection of quotes, and a quotes method that returns the entire collection of quotes. The class also has a formatForConsole method, which formats a quote for console output.
Methods
quote
This method returns a random quote from a collection of inspiring quotes.
quotes
This method returns the entire collection of inspiring quotes.
formatForConsole
This protected method formats a given quote for a pretty console output. It takes a quote string as input and returns a formatted string with the quote text and author.
<?php
namespace Illuminate\Foundation;
use Illuminate\Support\Collection;
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class Inspiring
{
/**
* Get an inspiring quote.
*
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*
* May McGinnis always control the board. #LaraconUS2015
*
* RIP Charlie - Feb 6, 2018
*
* @return string
*/
public static function quote()
{
return static::quotes()
->map(fn ($quote) => static::formatForConsole($quote))
->random();
}
/**
* Get the collection of inspiring quotes.
*
* @return \Illuminate\Support\Collection
*/
public static function quotes()
{
return Collection::make([
'Act only according to that maxim whereby you can, at the same time, will that it should become a universal law. - Immanuel Kant',
'An unexamined life is not worth living. - Socrates',
'Be present above all else. - Naval Ravikant',
'Do what you can, with what you have, where you are. - Theodore Roosevelt',
'Happiness is not something readymade. It comes from your own actions. - Dalai Lama',
'He who is contented is rich. - Laozi',
'I begin to speak only when I am certain what I will say is not better left unsaid. - Cato the Younger',
'I have not failed. I\'ve just found 10,000 ways that won\'t work. - Thomas Edison',
'If you do not have a consistent goal in life, you can not live it in a consistent way. - Marcus Aurelius',
'It is never too late to be what you might have been. - George Eliot',
'It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor. - Seneca',
'It is quality rather than quantity that matters. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca',
'Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Being willing is not enough; we must do. - Leonardo da Vinci',
'Let all your things have their places; let each part of your business have its time. - Benjamin Franklin',
'Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi',
'No surplus words or unnecessary actions. - Marcus Aurelius',
'Nothing worth having comes easy. - Theodore Roosevelt',
'Order your soul. Reduce your wants. - Augustine',
'People find pleasure in different ways. I find it in keeping my mind clear. - Marcus Aurelius',
'Simplicity is an acquired taste. - Katharine Gerould',
'Simplicity is the consequence of refined emotions. - Jean D\'Alembert',
'Simplicity is the essence of happiness. - Cedric Bledsoe',
'Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. - Leonardo da Vinci',
'Smile, breathe, and go slowly. - Thich Nhat Hanh',
'The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs',
'The whole future lies in uncertainty: live immediately. - Seneca',
'Very little is needed to make a happy life. - Marcus Aurelius',
'Waste no more time arguing what a good man should be, be one. - Marcus Aurelius',
'Well begun is half done. - Aristotle',
'When there is no desire, all things are at peace. - Laozi',
'Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh',
'Because you are alive, everything is possible. - Thich Nhat Hanh',
'Breathing in, I calm body and mind. Breathing out, I smile. - Thich Nhat Hanh',
'Life is available only in the present moment. - Thich Nhat Hanh',
'The best way to take care of the future is to take care of the present moment. - Thich Nhat Hanh',
'Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood. Now is the time to understand more, so that we may fear less. - Marie Curie',
'The biggest battle is the war against ignorance. - Mustafa Kemal Atatürk',
'Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. - Margaret Mead',
'You must be the change you wish to see in the world. - Mahatma Gandhi',
]);
}
/**
* Formats the given quote for a pretty console output.
*
* @param string $quote
* @return string
*/
protected static function formatForConsole($quote)
{
[$text, $author] = str($quote)->explode('-');
return sprintf(
"\n <options=bold>“ %s ”</>\n <fg=gray>— %s</>\n",
trim($text),
trim($author),
);
}
}